Dorothy has just had her house land in the massively edited and artificially dyed land of Oz. A tornado created by L. Frank Baum carried Dorothy away to a land that would confuse her by seeming like a dream. Toto is there peeing on the side of the yellow brick road. Then a deranged birthday performed named Eliza known as Glinda told her that she was in Munchkinland and that the jeans stuffed with paper joined to shoes was the dead body of an evil witch who lived in the East, but before she had to ask her multiple times if she was a witch and then ask her dog Toto, who was using Glinda’s dress as a litter box was one too. Then the deranged circus performers, who called themselves Munchkins, began to sing, and miraculously knew all the words with no preparation. Next, an actor came and threw a smoke bomb, while holding a branch, which she thought was a flying broomstick.

Of course, L. Frank Braum made Glinda/Eliza and the actor who played the Witches’ actor’s dream boyfriend, who had become a guy made out of straw, the witches’ actors’ sisters’ dream boyfriend, who was actually in love with Eliza, and a shy old lion went to find a fake old man known as the Wizard.